Metaphorically speaking, I am the Moon in the sky. Ok. I guess you might not understand what I mean by this. You guys are not that intricate as me to comprehend my noble thoughts. Let me just tell you the literal meaning. It means that I am the best in the world. I'm always shining in the sky and I am also quite pretty and well-rounded.
I have always been the one that people envy and admire. I have always been the best in every group I belonged to., I never experienced failure and only perfection was what defines me. So you probably cannot reject my application.
So let me list just few of the evidences why I am the moon in the sky. First, I am very modest just like this essay. It is very unusual of me to brag about myself. Sometimes, I try to hide my extraordinary achievements.; despite my effort however, they just show up and instill a sense of admiration in my colleagues. I don't think they are inferior to me, but still it is evident that I am not like them. I am "more" special and that I do not reveal that truth makes me even more possibly most special. Okay, let me be very direct. It is undoubtable that in any group, I should always be the leader, in terms of leadership and skills. I am the best and the best should be given prestigious jobs and positions.
Second, I am radiant. I have great personality which makes me stand above all others. I am optimistic and talented and what's more, I'm also very attractive. I am very cool. I am very outgoing. I'm the very person who can cheer up others. I've been the leader of many clubs and student council because everyone likes me. No doubt. I am the best person in my community, and as brilliant as the moon in the sky.
Third, I am extremely attractive to teachers. With my charming smile and fool-looking face already named Mr. Menard. Mr. Tweedie and other teachers mine. Thanks. I did not have to concern seriously whom to tell for teacher's recommendation later. They may think they are special teachers for me but they are only part of my large aquarium.
And you too, Mr. Admission officer, are already a part of my unfathomable masterplan. Think not? You just don't recognize it yet. Now take a deep breath, and think for yourself. When you go home and look in the mirror, the face of the girl that appears is MINE. When you go to sleep, the one you dream of is ME. You are already "under my skin." You are my slave. Do you want the chance to become the moon's sun? Then you better let me in. Q. E. D.
P.S. If you are a "Miss..." Well, I hope you're lesbian;;
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I like you a lot. Let's meet right now. Miss Lesbian officer.
Too perfect. End of writing. Cannot touch. ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ
